He can’t recall 

Stopping the Kingsie to let Toffs out to vomit
He didn’t realise 

Chriswas such an anxious kid 
He loves this new comedian, 

Billy Connelly

What a talent, he says

He thinks he knows 

who James Dean was 

And is sure 

about Carey Grant

And when he waves me 

At the lift 

He says hi to my wife

And waves a Hoo Roo

And we are here 

In his now 

His then

And when