Because woman aren’t pretty and men aren’t superheroes 

Because men look hot showing leg

Because we deface the image of men 

And listen to the voices of women

Because we ridicule the ageing rock stars and praise the queen of pop

And women worship men’s lush lips and big tits

And behave like predators 

I don’t need it. Those bra burners and suffragettes. Nor do you. Unless like me, you see we haven’t made it

Happy International Women’s Day